All My Friends Are Gettin’ Old (polka)
(L. Gomulka words & music)
All my friends are gettin’ old, All they do is stay at home,
Goin’ out and actin’ nuts, It’s catchin’ up with all their butts,
All my friends are gettin’ gray, don’t they see it every day,
Gotta think more on their own, with that low testosterone,.
All my friends are gettin’ old, All my friends are gettin’ bold,
They complain and nag a lot, It’s way too cold or way too hot,
All my friends are stayin’ home, (they’re) on the pot or on the phone,
As for me I’m havin’ fun, Going out and staying young.